I think therefore I am not. 🙂
I do not exist!
Having sat around, glumly contemplating the fact that I am not really here, sitting around, glumly contemplating the fact that I am not here (repeat ad infinitum). I have decided to look on the bright side. If I’m not here, I do not have to pay bills etc.
What led me to believe that I do not exist? Julie Bindel of course. Apparently, she does not believe in ‘the happy hooker’. Now, having trawled the internet and not once discovered Ms Bindel retracting a statement, I must conclude that she is never wrong. Therefore I am not here and you are not reading this.
The downside to this is that sooner or later new people will move into my house. I have decided to look on the bright side of that as well. I’ve always had a soft spot for Michael Keaton…
Betelgeuse… Betelgeuse… Betelgeuse…
Yours in non-existence
Quote of the Day:
The happiest people don’t necessarily have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything.
I’ve had a few problems with my blog theme 😦
This one will have to do for the time being, I’ll see what I can do to sort it out when I get home.
Until then, I’ll be making headlines. 🙂
Yes, there is! Look up the top of the page… Right a bit… Yes there! See it?
The calendar thingummy.
Yes that’s the one.
If you click on it… No! Not yet!
Oh, you’re back are you?
Well, where was I? Oh yes. If you click on that calendar thingummy then you will find a page containing a calendar (Who’d’ve thought, eh?)
I will do my best (Brownie’s honour) to keep the calendar updated with my availability and tours and whatnot.
I know I already have the News section on my home page, but that’s only really for tours etc. This should give me the space to add more detail.
I will be in Aberdeen. That’s where.
From the 25th until the 29th, I will be available for incalls at a discreet, luxury apartment in the city centre. I can’t wait to get back. Aberdeen is rapidly becoming my second home.
Duos with Laura Lee are also available… Go on… Treat yourself
Email, text or phone now for an appointment. There are a limited number of bookings available (I’m not a machine), so the earlier you book, the less chance of disappointment.
Just remember, I don’t answer withheld numbers.
You may have noticed the new addition in the right hand column. My twittery thing. I now twitter/twit/twat/tweet or whatever you want to call it. I’m going to try to stop posting teeny little one line blogs and start tweeting those instead.
If I happen to get to the point where I am doing what some folks do on Facebook and announcing every blink or breath in/out or (God forbid) bowel movement, then will somebody please shoot me in the face?