Category Archives: Site News

Just to let you know

Yes, my site is down. I can’t decide whether to just leave it that way. We’ll see. I’m still on Adultwork anyway, so I might just redirect it to here for now.

If you see a phone number for me. Ignore it. I don’t currently have a work phone. If I’ve given you my personal number, then ignore this and carry on as you were.

And a note to the chap who keeps informing me via email that I’m “fat and old”. Hoorah for you! You’ve found something wonderfully constructive to do with your time. Don’t hold your breath waiting for a reply or reaction though unless “Well done, Captain Obvious” is what you are dreaming of.


Squonuts and other less important stuff

IMG_0582Yes really. I have no room to talk, because anyone who knows me will tell you that I amuse myself on a daily basis by making up new words for things and bastardising the words we have been very kindly provided with already, but squonuts? I mean, it’s not as if all other doughnuts are the same shape. We don’t feel the need to call them roundnuts or longnuts, so why bother?


Right, news… What have I got for you…

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Aaaaand we’re back

But probably not for long.

Some of you may have noticed that my site was down. It’s back for the moment, but it’ll be getting a complete revamp over the weekend, so it’ll be up and down (like a tart’s knickers?).

You also may have noticed that I’m not working much at the moment, preferring to just meet up with my regular chaps/old friends. This is because I am currently working on another project and there is only so much of me to go around.  So, I apologise if you’ve been trying to get hold of me. My phone is next to useless at the moment, but I will endeavour to answer my email in a timely fashion.

In the meantime, here’s something to tide you over… Winking smile


Look! It’s Snowing!

As it’s wet, cold and dull outside, I decided to control the weather on my website.

All snowy and ready for Christmas.

I shall now sit back beside the fire and await the barrage of complaints. Big Grin


Amanda xx


Quote of the Day:
If you haven’t got charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
–Bob Hope

David Bailey Eat Yer Heart Out!

See that picture up the top there? The one on my header. Laura took that. Good innit? 🙂

We had a photo taking session after a few glasses of wine and having given me orders on just how to lay, she managed to take that little beauty.

Thanks Laurakins, you’re a star. 🙂


Amanda xx

What the?

On every other page that banner widget thing has behaved itself, so how come it’s buggered off up to the top on this one? Answers on a postcard please…

I love Boris Johnson less then I used to 😦

If I remember, I’ll tell you why tomorrow. I’m too damn tired at the moment, so I’m off to bed.

More fiddling about with this site to look forward to in the morning.


I have email waiting to be answered as well. Don’t worry, I’ll do that in the morning as well.

Goodnight folks