Manners Maketh Man

And Woman for that matter.

I was stopped at a red light today and I glanced in the rear view mirror at the car which pulled up behind me.

I was rewarded with a vision of loveliness. A gorgeous brunette in a fabulous BMW BrunetteBMW 3 series. She was mouth-wateringly lovely… Right up until the time she rammed her index finger into her nostril and started ferreting around in there. In fact, she was digging with such enthusiasm that I started to find myself wondering what on earth was up there and whether I should jump out of the car and cheer her on.

I never did find out what the treasure was because no sooner had she wrestled it from her proboscis, than she popped it delicately into her mouth.

*Sigh*

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