Astronauts do NOT exist

This is a confirmed fact!

Graeme Pearson, former director of the Scottish Crime and Drug Enforcement Agency and now a professor at Glasgow University specialising in organised crime says:

"I was a policeman for 40 years and I never met a happy prostitute,"

Well, I’ve been on this earth for over 36 years and I’ve never met an astronaut…

*Taps nose*

Definitive proof!


Amanda xx

Quote of the day:
If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled. – P. G. Wodehouse