I think therefore I am not. 🙂
I do not exist!
Having sat around, glumly contemplating the fact that I am not really here, sitting around, glumly contemplating the fact that I am not here (repeat ad infinitum). I have decided to look on the bright side. If I’m not here, I do not have to pay bills etc.
What led me to believe that I do not exist? Julie Bindel of course. Apparently, she does not believe in ‘the happy hooker’. Now, having trawled the internet and not once discovered Ms Bindel retracting a statement, I must conclude that she is never wrong. Therefore I am not here and you are not reading this.
The downside to this is that sooner or later new people will move into my house. I have decided to look on the bright side of that as well. I’ve always had a soft spot for Michael Keaton…
Yours in non-existence
Quote of the Day:
The happiest people don’t necessarily have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything.