Not the sort with nakedness and lots of thrashing about, the other sort. The ‘I have neither the inclination nor the energy to do anything today’ sort of day. I was supposed to finish sorting out my website today, I haven’t touched it. I was also supposed to sit here and explain why I do not love Boris Johnson as much as I used to and I have made a start on it, but for now you’ll just have to make do with a hint… It’s all Kit Malthouse’s fault.
Don’t forget: Inverness 1st, 2nd & 3rd September.