- Vagabond Vamp?
- Junketing Jade?
- Nomadic Nymph?
- Hussy of the Highway?
Ok, I’ll stop now… probably.
The point of this is to let you know that I will be jetting off (sounds dead posh eh?) to Londinium town soon and I’ll be available for incalls in Paddington on the 11th of July. After my wee visit to London I am heading for Hampshire and although I haven’t finalised the details yet, I will be available for incalls whilst there. Actually, with it being somewhere I won’t get horribly lost, I’ll probably do some outcalls if anybody would prefer that.
Now then… At some point on or around the 15th, I will be dragging myself back home to Caithness from Hampshire. I am planning to travel by train and I won’t be in the biggest hurry ever seen, so I thought I’d give you all the chance to suggest a place for me to stop along the way.
I’m not claiming to be the most sought after strumpet in the UK, but I know that there are men who have spotted me and been disappointed to find that I live closer to Norway than I do to them.
Now then, obviously, Flora’s dinky B&B in Nether Floppington, with a grand total of two bedrooms and the nosiest landlady in the Northern Hemisphere is not going to be any good, unless of course you are after a dinner date or an overnight.
So, if you fancy a bit of slap and tickle with the UK’s most Northerly lady of negotiable affection, just send me an email (preferred) or phone me (or both), let me know where in the country you are and we’ll see if we can come up with a plan to get me there on my way home.
The most requested town (with adequate hotel, of course) wins.