I have found myself!
This was not some journey of self discovery. It was a look through the Escort Locator directory site. I haven’t asked them to list me and they have some of my details wrong, but these things pale beside the fact that they would like you (dear reader) to call an 070 number to contact me!
070 numbers are not mobile numbers. They are personal numbers which (like premium rate numbers) have varying charges. It’s entirely possible that you could be charged £4 just for the privilege of saying hello to me if you call that number.
Luckily, scams like this won’t last much longer. 070 numbers are to phased out at the end of the year.
You have been warned though. Do NOT call 070 numbers on directory sites to contact escorts. Use the numbers on our personal sites. These people are using our details to take YOUR hard earned cash!