Not all of you, most of you are lovely.
This is to the few, the ones who think that they can haggle the price down or offer me more money to do something I don’t do.
If you don’t think I’m worth the money then I probably won’t be, not for you anyway. Find someone cheaper or someone that you like more.
If I say I don’t provide a service, it’s because I can’t do it or don’t like it. Telling me that you’ll “make it worth my while” just annoys me. It won’t get you your own way.
Ok, Rant over. Back to happy horny thoughts…